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  2. screamerjolras:

    if this has already been done i’m sorry i just felt the need

    (Source: celestialbun, via honeyitsrainingoutside)

     

  3. gayturians:

    don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

    (via hatesnogs)

     
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  5. ladydarkwolf:

    bunnyfood:

    Charging the cat

    The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

    (via hatesnogs)

     
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  7. vettechadventures:

    20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

    (via hatesnogs)

     

  8. whyamigawking:

    lucernal:

    i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

    peabodysfedora:

    detectivewho:

    dblaksle:

    guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

    image

    imageimage

    I do.

    Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

    image

    He don’t give a shit.

    And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

    Yep

    What a series of unnecessary events

    did you just

    They did.

    (Source: einn-l, via constantlycompulsive)

     
  9. jibblyuniverse:

    turntechhgodhead:

    groupautogenics2:

    monarchie:

    Iceland

    where’s the fuckin ice

    in Greenland

    I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
    "You know what’ll piss people off"

    (via constantlycompulsive)

     
  10. You listen to me. Whatever you think you know, you don’t. I’m keeping my hands clean, my shit polished. And I don’t trust any of you crazy bitches. 

    (Source: maisiewilliams, via constantlycompulsive)